Readers Choice #3 - Lifetime on the Hips

 This is the caption for Readers Choice #3, courtesy of Anarky Rules, hope you enjoy!

Swap Clinic Testimonials - Swapifieds!

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Body Hopper - Isn't My Fault

 

The Great Shift - Surreal Feeling

 

Good Gurls Rehab - Fixation

This one goes out to Andrew, hope you enjoy!

Swap Clinic - Animated GIF - Groomsmaids

"Can you believe this? I mean, I know bachelor parties can get wild, but I mean, come on! Look at me!" Luke, in the body of the maid of honor, exclaimed after posing in lingerie in front of the mirror. "And you, dude, Chloe is so hot. You're so lucky to be marrying her...I mean, look at these!" Luke came up behind Dan while the makeup artist was working and gave his borrowed breasts a few playful bounces.

"Stop!" Dan half-jokingly commanded, trying not to mess up his makeup. "I know you guys are excited, but it's been a few months for me. Try to be a little respectful..."

Dan and Chloe met in college and hit it off quickly. After they graduated, he asked her to marry him and she couldn't say 'yes' fast enough. Her family had some money and her parents agreed to pay for the whole wedding...on one big condition.

Chloe's father had some issues with infidelity in the past. They very nearly divorced, but their marriage counselor tried a 'hail mary' solution thanks to the advent of the Swap Clinic. A few months in each other's bodies brought them much closer together and saved the marriage. In order to prevent similar issues, they wanted Dan and Chloe to do the same leading up to their wedding. Dan wasn't crazy about it, but loved Chloe and agreed.

Both, however, wanted classic bachelor and bachelorette parties. Being in each other's bodies made that tough, but Chloe had a solution - a temporary swap of their friends just for that weekend.

Dan was surprised how little convincing his friends needed to go along with it. A weekend in hot women's bodies? None refused. They got a nice hotel, Chloe paid for a makeup artist/fashion expert to come get them ready to go out, and Dan's new gal pals were ready for a night out.

Things ended up being a little less "temporary" for two of his friends, including Luke. They got their new bodies pregnant and would have to wait until after to switch back...

Reader's Choice Sunday - #3

I'm going to post an image with no other context. In the comments, make a one sentence post on how you ended up in this body/situation. I'll take the most entertaining and expand it into a full caption story  to post next Saturday. If it's popular, we'll do it again next week!

 

Readers Choice #2 - Feel So Lucky

 This is the caption for Reader's Choice #2:

 

Swap Clinic Testimonials - A Trio!

 

The Great Shift - I Feel All Tingly

 

Swap Clinic - Contempt

 

Good Gurls Rehab - Sensitive Bitch

 

Body Hopper - Animated GIF - Don't Even Know

 

"I'm not this woman! That's her in my body on the floor!" Tim shouted as the male police officer cuffed him. "She invited me up! I thought we were going to hook up! Then she...stole my body! Tell them! TELL THEM!" The body hopper on the floor, however, simply remained silent. "You have you believe me! I don't even know this woman!!"

"I'd exercise your right to remain silent," the female officer holding the gun suggested. "I've seen people freak out while being arrested, but 'my body was stolen' is a new excuse..."

"No! No! C'mon...tell them...please! TELL THEM!" Tim shouted as the male officer pulled him to his feet and guided him toward the hall. "Nooo! NOOO!" he shouted, the combination of the situation and unfamiliar female hormones causing tears to stream down his face.

"I've got this one. Take her down to the car," the female officer directed her partner. 

"I'm going to have a LOT of fun with your cavity search..." the male officer leaned in to whisper as they left the reoom. He gave Tim's supple new ass a firm squeeze, only causing Tim to cry more. As they neared the elevator, a gun shot suddenly rang out. "Stay here!" the male officer barked, shoving Tim to the floor and then drawing his gun. "Officer Vinson!?" he called out as he slowly walked back toward the room, gun drawn. "Stephanie!?" he shouted again. She walked out of the room holding her gun. "What did you do?" the male officer asked her, lowering his own gun. He looked into the room to see Tim's old body dead on the floor, a bullet in his brain. "What the fuck did you..."

BANG!

Officer Vinson put a bullet in his head as well as he turned to look at her. He fell mostly into the room, then she bent down to drag him the rest of the way in. She stepped back out and closed the door behind her, looking up and smirking at a terrified Tim laying face down on the hall floor, tears still flowing, but now terrified for his life as well. He quickly realized that the person who stole his body was now in the female officer's as she lifted a finger to her lips in a "shush" motion, then headed for the back stairwell.

Once the terror in Tim started to lift, he began to scream for help. Finally, two agents in suits and sunglasses stepped off of the elevator. One bent down next to Tim, looking him over.

"We're agents Daniels and Burton of the P.I.B.," she explained. "It seems you've had a run-in with a body hopper. Your life will never be the same after this day...but at least you're alive..."

Reader's Choice Sunday - #2

I'm going to post an image with no other context. In the comments, state which "category" you'd like to have that image caption under. In a bonus this week, also state the "tone" you'd like the caption to have.

I'll take whichever category/tone has the most comments by mid-week and write a caption to post next Saturday. If it's popular, we'll do it again next week!

Categories:

• Great Shift
• Swap Clinic
• Good Gurls Rehab
• Body Hopper

Tone:

• Happy
• Horror
• Sexy
  

Readers Choice #1 - Even More Profitable

 This is the caption for our most recent Reader's Choice image:

Great Shift Experiences - "Adventures" Trio!

 

Swapped At Birth - Ghosted

 

The Great Shift - High Stakes

 

Swap Clinic - Population Crisis

 

Good Gurls Rehab - Animated GIF - Roommate With Benefits

 

 

Drew took a deep breath and then knocked on the bathroom door. "Hey, I think I left my phone in there, can I just grab it quick? I promise I won't look..."

"Yeah, come in," Megan answered.

Drew went in, planning to keep his eyes down, but couldn't help but to look when he saw that the shower curtain was wide open. "Oh, man, I'm...so sorry..." he quickly stammered, taking everything he had to peel his eyes away, then grabbing his phone and turning to walk away.

"Wait!" Megan called out to stop him. "I...wanted you to see." Drew paused and turned, looking out of the corner of his eye while trying not to be obvious. "Some of the other 'gurls' in the program said it helps to find a...buddy with benefits. Helps keep us from doing stupid things with random guys until we get a feel for our new bodies...and hormones, and feelings, and desires, and all that..."

"Are you..." Drew began, looking more directly at her. "Are you saying what I think you are?"

"Yeah!" Megan answered enthusiastically while rubbing warm water over her exposed skin. "You know, you need to like...actually do good for it to keep happening, but for a trial...I mean, we've been roommates for years, this body is into yours, and if it gets weird, well, we just stop..."

Drew hesitated, clearly thinking about the situation. Until a week ago, this gorgeous blonde in front of him was his short, chubby, prematurely balding, male roommate Martin. His workplace partnered with Good Gurls Rehab for a "Mile in Her Shoes" program and Martin eagerly signed up. "You know..." he started, scenarios still running in his mind. "Maybe I'll call in sick to work today. Care for someone to join you and...wash your back?"

Megan smirked. "We can start there if you want...but I'm hoping you'll help clean out some other areas too..."

Drew smirked back and began to undress...

New Sunday Activity - Reader's Choice!

We're going to try out a new activity this week - a reader's choice!

I'm going to post an image with no other context. In the comments, state which "category" you'd like to have that image caption under. I'll take whichever category has the most comments by mid-week and write a caption to post next Saturday. If it's popular, we'll do it again next week!

Your options:

• Great Shift
• Swap Clinic
• Good Gurls Rehab
• Body Hopper
• Medallion of Zulu

Here is the image for this week:

Swapped at Birth - Morning Dew

 This one goes out to mVince, hope you enjoy!

Swappr Dates - A Trio!

                                            

Good Gurls Rehab - New Handicap

 

The Great Shift - Distraction

 

Curse - Family Boon

 

Magic - Animated GIF - Like a Picnic

 

"He'll cover our debts, it'll get us out of this..." Marty reminded a hesitant Emily.

"Your debts. It'll get you out of this..." Emily countered, scowling with arms crossed. 

"No, it really is 'us'. And I don't just mean in that 'we're married so we share everything' way," Marty explained. "These are...bad people, Em. They'll kill me just to make an example and you, well... One weekend with Paul will look like a picnic compared to what they do with you..."

Emily swallowed hard. "One weekend...and we get the money, and we get out of this?" she asked.

"He'll wire the money as soon as you're there on Friday. You just...suck it up, do what he wants, and I'll be there to pick you up Sunday night. We'll be out of this horrible situation..." Marty answered.

Emily was understandably nervous and furious, but the night finally came. She dressed up...hair, makeup, push-up bra, heels...and presented herself to Marty. Only an old necklace from her grandmother remained from her usual attire.

"You look beautiful babe...maybe when we're through this, you can dress up like this for me to celebrate," Marty said upon seeing her.

"Of course, babe..." she simply replied with a soft smile. "Kiss for luck?"

Marty smiled and eagerly moved in. As soon as their lips touched, Marty felt a sudden shock. He moved to pull away...only to nearly tumble over in unfamiliar high heels. "What the... What the fuck!?" he shouted, looking down to see Emily's bountiful cleavage on his chest. He was now in Emily's body.

"An old spell my witch grandmother enchanted into this necklace in case a guy ever...well, this isn't what it was for, but it's close enough," Emily explained from Marty's body. "You're going to 'spend the weekend with Paul' and earn the money yourself."

"Emily...let's...Emily, just, let me..." Marty stammered.

"Nope, not hearing it. You ran your business into the ground, you took out a shady loan when no reputable place would lend to you, and now you'll pay that back," Emily sternly explained.

She took Marty over to Paul's place, shutting him down any time he tried to speak. She watched as he teetered up to the door in the heels...looking back with pleading eyes several times...but he ultimately knocked on the door and was greeted by Paul.

No sooner had the door closed behind Marty did Paul aggressively strip him down and cuff him. "To ensure compliance..." Paul explained to a stunned Marty. "Oh, and before you ask..." Paul started, picking up his phone. "Transfer sent. Now, I'm going to make you earn every penny..."

Calling it "rough fucking" was an understatement. Paul had gotten a prescription for Sildenafil he obviously didn't need just so he could squeeze a few more sessions into this weekend. Marty, in Emily's form, had every hole violated...aggressively and repeatedly...begging and pleading only seemed to get Paul more into it. 

Finally, Sunday night came around. Limping with both pussy and ass sore, carrying the high heels, sweaty and cum-soaked, disheveled in the dress, Marty hobbled out of the house. He waited for Emily to return...and waited, and waited. The door opened behind him, with Marty literally recoiling from Paul. "Uh, Marty just called, wants to talk to you," he said, handing Marty the phone.

"Hello..." Marty started.

"Listen, I've turned off the volume, I can't hear you so don't bother speaking," Emily began. "we're done. I'm taking your body and the money Paul wired. I'll use my grandmother's spellbook to get a new body and enjoy life as a rich woman. Your...shady loan shark will never find me. But you? They'll see you as 'Marty's wife'. Maybe they'll just kill you...but I have a feeling what they do with you will make the weekend with Paul look like a picnic. Good luck you piece of shit prick..."

"Em! Emily!" Marty shouted, but she had hung up. He dropped the phone while trembling...and things only got worse as he saw the black SUV of his loan shark pull up in front of the house...

Throwback Sunday - Bras, an Ode!

 

Swap Clinic - Last Place Finisher

 

Paranormal Investigation Bureau - "Agency Files" Trio!

The Great Shift - Maybe Maybe