I'm going to post an image with no other context. In the comments, make a one sentence post on how you ended up in this body/situation. I'll take the most entertaining and expand it into a full caption story to post next Saturday. If it's popular, we'll do it again next week!
This so Surreal I mean before The Great Shift becoming a mother is something I thought I'd never do or enjoy this much.
ReplyDeleteI never should of made fun of the fat kids saying were lazy and dumb,not thanks to ggr if I don't gain a pound a day it's an extra day in my sentence
ReplyDeleteI knew better than to make fun of her, but I didn't think she was a witch and turn me into her twin sister!
ReplyDeleteI was jerking off to old high school party photos, especially of the prettiest girl in our class. Damn FOSE...
ReplyDeleteCuando mí hermana dijo que le cuidara a los niños no pensé que se refiriera a ésto. Hay diablos sí yo estoy aquí ella está en la cama con mí amante espero que me guarde él secreto
ReplyDeleteThose swap treats were meant for Bekah, I should have known her roomate would steal those sweets and leave me stuck in her body.... !@#$.
ReplyDeleteThe last thing I remember saying to my wife was, "Of course I'd be the one to get pregnant and have our baby if I could"...
ReplyDelete"A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips." was the wrong thing to say to the rumored sorceress when I took the cupcake out of her hand and ate it.
ReplyDeleteGet back here with the medallion, how was I supposed to know this big bra came with big... everything else too!
ReplyDeleteI think Brits play poker differently: this witch said her two pair beats my jacks, so I lose my masculinity but at the same time I win 'five hundred pounds', how does that work?
ReplyDeleteI told her she was being dramatic and that girls don't bloat that much while on their period, she said "We'll see..."
ReplyDeleteA malfunctioning teleporter merged 2 women and a man together, the man's head was all that was left and the body was female from the neck down. The 2 woman's minds took control of thr body
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