Sunday, March 15, 2020
Saturday, March 14, 2020
Friday, March 13, 2020
Thursday, March 12, 2020
Wednesday, March 11, 2020
Tuesday, March 10, 2020
Monday, March 9, 2020
Swap Order Brides - #1 "Thepie"
This is the first order in our first batch of Swap Order Brides. I hope you're happy in your new life, Thepiecrafter!
Sunday, March 8, 2020
Saturday, March 7, 2020
Thursday, March 5, 2020
Wednesday, March 4, 2020
Interactive Swap Sign-Up - SWAP ORDER BRIDES WANTED!!
Are you tired of your current life? Is your current body not exactly what you desire? Would you like to live in a new, gorgeous body with your only concern to be pleasing your partner?
If you answered "Yes!" to any or all of these questions, then you might be a candidate for the Swap Clinic's brand new "SWAP ORDER BRIDE" program! Now, you've heard of the classic "mail order brides", usually Russian or from a southeast Asian country. Well, we at the Swap Clinic want to bring that outdated idea into the 21st century!
If you sign up, you will be matched with one of our wealthy clients who is seeking a new wife. You will, free of any charge to you, be transformed with Swap Clinic technology to become your new partner's dream bride. All potential partners have been thoroughly background checked and each has put up $100,000 as collateral that will be paid to you in the event that they fail to comply with the terms of the marriage. These terms include no abuse besides consented BDSM, no wife "sharing" without your explicit permission, requirements of appropriate housing, food, clothing, and other amenities, plus other common sense rules to keep the arrangement mutually beneficial.
Do not miss this once in a lifetime opportunity to change your life for the better. Sign-up below with whatever name you'd like me to use for you in the captions, and I will post your "Swap Order Bride" story within the next couple of weeks!
This is first come, first serve, so sign-up quickly and don't miss out! We have 10 open slots in our first run of "Swap Order Brides", do not delay!
Tuesday, March 3, 2020
Saturday, February 29, 2020
Swap Clinic - Survivor Edition
This one goes out to Alfonso! It was a challenge, but it ended up being quite fun to write. I hope you enjoy!
Friday, February 28, 2020
One Year! (Well, a little over...)
Somehow, with my busy life, I managed to completely miss my on year anniversary late last month! It's been a blast writing these captions and I'm so grateful to all of my readers for enjoying them. I've got a big, multi-part post ready to go tomorrow, so please make sure check that out as well.
Here's to another great year!
Here's to another great year!
Thursday, February 27, 2020
Tuesday, February 25, 2020
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