"What the HELL do you two think you're doing!?" Elliot, formerly Elana, scolded as he ran up toward Nikki (formerly Nick) and Tanya (formerly Tanner) as they approached the school.
"Uh, trying to get into school on time, duh," Nikki (left) replied, knowing full well what Elliot actually meant, as she shot a quick glance to Tanya.
"No! I mean..." Elliot glanced around, then leaned in. "...neither of you is wearing a bra!"
"Oh, we decided to protest the school's sexist dress code," Tanya quickly, facetiously countered while smirking toward Nikki.
"Yeah, we went to school here for years and never had to wear a bra before. It's bullshit that they want us to wear them now!" Nikki added.
"You were...guys..." an increasingly frustrated Elliot stammered. "Look, Maddie and Isla haven't turned up since the Great Shift. They were my two best friends...I'm just trying to look out for their bodies until they get back..."
"IF they get back..." Tanya corrected.
"And they're OUR bodies now, the government said so," Nikki tacked on.
"Why can't you two be like Spencer...err, uh, Sophie in my old body?" Elliot asked.
Nikki and Tanya glanced toward one another then began laughing. "Haha, are you serious?" Nikki asked.
"Yeah, she might dress appropriately or whatever, but she's been slutting it up in your old body," Tanya explained.
"What! When? How do you know?" Elliot asked, shocked.
"Uhh, the party at Jeff...Jenny Miller's last weekend, for one," Tanya answered.
Nikki pulled out her phone and brought up a video which she showed to Elliot. It clearly showed Sophie on her knees in front of Brad Hodges. "See?"
"Oh god...disgusting...you boys are disgusting! Oh my god!" Elliot exclaimed, louder and louder, the stormed off.
"Women are such prudes..." Tanya commented as the two friends continued toward the school, drawing the gaze of every guy (and a few girls) to their chests as they did.
At the entrance, however, waited Principal Morris...the formerly middle-aged man was now in the body of the "hot" female art teacher. She didn't take long to adapt...standing there in a skirt and blazer with professional high-heels. "Forgetting something, girls?"
Tanya and Nikki just sighed...
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