I can't help but think that "she" is going to come out ahead on the long run. She will get to go to law school on the firm's dime and STILL gets to have that smokin hot body!
"I can't believe you're still upset! Sure, I stole your life and left you with the consequences of my poor life decisions without helping you adjust or trying to make up for it. And yeah, Mom never punished me for what I did, so I never received any negative repercussions for my stupid mistake. And so what if I had sex with your girlfriend without your permission just because I thought I could do a better job of pleasing her than you? It was hard for me too! Sure, I never needed therapy, but I actually had to work hard, thereby proving that I never actually had to switch with you in the first place and rendering this whole situation pointless! Can't you just move on already?!"
With this kind of sensitivity, no wonder "Jeff" adjusted so quickly to being a guy... (Maybe I just read way too many AITA sibling posts)
Very well written. I like the resolution a lot.
ReplyDeleteI can't help but think that "she" is going to come out ahead on the long run. She will get to go to law school on the firm's dime and STILL gets to have that smokin hot body!
ReplyDelete"I can't believe you're still upset! Sure, I stole your life and left you with the consequences of my poor life decisions without helping you adjust or trying to make up for it. And yeah, Mom never punished me for what I did, so I never received any negative repercussions for my stupid mistake. And so what if I had sex with your girlfriend without your permission just because I thought I could do a better job of pleasing her than you? It was hard for me too! Sure, I never needed therapy, but I actually had to work hard, thereby proving that I never actually had to switch with you in the first place and rendering this whole situation pointless! Can't you just move on already?!"
ReplyDeleteWith this kind of sensitivity, no wonder "Jeff" adjusted so quickly to being a guy... (Maybe I just read way too many AITA sibling posts)